i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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