Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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