BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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