...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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