Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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