Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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