I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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