he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
