i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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