He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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