you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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