Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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