I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I need a burrito and a hug.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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