just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
