I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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