wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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