Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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