Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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