I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I am mentally ready for anal.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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