that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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