Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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