Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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