Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I checked into jail on foursquare
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize