is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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