You work out of a Hotel?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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