found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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