goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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