i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
