he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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