Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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