That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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