So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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