shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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