My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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