I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.