yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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