Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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