You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
