This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
