I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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