Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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