she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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