so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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