i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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