Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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