he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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