People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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