all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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