Only a mothe r could love this liver
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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