Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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