babies were throwing up all over the place
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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