i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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