so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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