I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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