I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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