oh god the rape fog is back!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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